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[TYRES SCREECHING]

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[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

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[EXPLODES]

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[SIRENS WAILING]

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Delivery. One genuine
bull-goose loony.

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Sign here, please.

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Is this the transfer
from County General?

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Yes, ma'am.
Name of Skyler.

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[PATIENT HUMMING
"SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW"]

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Say, beautiful,
how do you like my new moustache?

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It's very nice, Mr Skyler.
Good.

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You can have it. I gotta run.

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Whoo!

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NURSE:
Restrain him. Restrain him!

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[CHUCKLES]

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There's a wild man
on the loose! Whoo!

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[NURSE SCREAMS]

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[STARSKY YELLING]

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I've taken worse hits
in the Little League.

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Speak for yourself.

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Somebody get him off me.

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Get the wheelchair.

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How did you like that fake,
huh? Pretty good?

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[GROANS]

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Sit down.

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Why did you do that?
To keep him quiet.

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I'd really rather stand.

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Was that really necessary?
Will you sit down, Mr Skyler, please?

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Mr Hansen, how much experience
have you had in mental institutions?

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Well, actually, I've, uh...

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been here one week.

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One week? My.
We have a lot to learn, don't we?

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Mr Switek, would you take
the new patient to his ward, please?

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Uh, I'd be very happy
to take him up there.

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Well, I... I have to
go up there anyway.

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As you like.

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Mr Hansen.
Oh.

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Thank you.

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Oh.

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I'll manage.

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Ah, here we are.
This is your room.

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I'm hungry.

45
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And this is the rec room.

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I know you'll have many, many,
many happy hours in here.

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Hey.
What?

48
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Who's the guy with the hat?

49
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Where?
Behind us.

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Oh.

51
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Uh, his name is Freddie Lyle.

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He's into detective stories.
Thinks he's Sam Spade.

53
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Why is he staring at me?

54
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I don't know.
Maybe you're paranoid.

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Or maybe he thinks
you're his next case.

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Freddie.

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Oh!
Wait a second.

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Isn't that Jane Hutton,
our crusading girl reporter?

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You talked to her yet?
Nope.

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She doesn't even know
we're in here.

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Boy, she's some case.

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Anybody else would
have to be committed

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to come to a place
like this.

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Boy, we sure got some job
on our hands.

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Shh.
Hmm?

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Hey, would you get me
out of these bracelets?

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Sure. Come on.

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Not only do we have to find
some homicidal nut

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in a place that specialises in them,

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we gotta make sure
that Jane doesn't get to him first.

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Boy, I can hardly
keep my eyes open.

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So...

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what do you got?
Oh, not much.

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Officially, the hospital
lists two of the deaths as suicide by hanging,

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two of the deaths
as respiratory failure.

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Respiratory failure?

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Yeah, you know, accidental overdose,
uh, suffocation, that sort of thing.

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I don't know about this.

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I mean, I once saw on the late show
a movie about an insane asylum

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and this guy that went undercover.
Yeah?

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He never came out.

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What happened?
He went bananas.

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Oh, Starsky, that's just in the movies.
That's not gonna happen to you.

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You wait, you're gonna be surprised.

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Most of the people in this place
are quite normal.

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Don't do that.

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OK, Mac, the dope
on the Sternwood case.

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You gonna shake, or I gotta rattle?
Normal, huh?

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Nix on the small-talk, Ferrino.

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I'm packing a gat big enough
to stop a rhino.

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Gat?
Yeah, a rod.

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[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

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Cheese it, the cops!

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MALE ORDERLY:
Come on, Freddie, back to your room.

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Mum's the word, eh, Mac?

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Welcome to Cabrillo State.

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Hi, there.

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[DOOR OPENS, WATER SPLASHES]

99
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You know, this place
is starting to look like a precinct station.

100
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What are you guys
doing here?

101
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Well, you see, Starsky won
this weekend for two at his favourite asylum.

102
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Oh, that is very funny.

103
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Besides which,
this place is developing

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a startlingly high fatality rate.
We thought we'd check it out.

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While keeping your eye
on the girl reporter, hmm?

106
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That's part of it.

107
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As Dobey said to the chief,
it would be kind of bad press

108
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to find you stuffed in a broom closet.

109
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Well, this may come as a jolt to your
sense of manliness, Hutchinson,

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but this girl doesn't need
any help.

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Now, look, Jane,
Starsky and I are cops.

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We are not newspapermen.
We are not looking for a story.

113
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Hopefully, we can even
help you get one.

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I'm sorry.

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To tell you the truth,
when I saw your faces out there

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it was the first time in a week
I haven't been scared.

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What time is it?
It's, uh, 10 to 9, Howard.

119
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I'm late. I'm late!

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[CHUCKLES]

121
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What's he late for?
He's always saying that.

122
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That cat's nuttier
than a pecan pie.

123
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Oh, I wouldn't say that
if I were you, Jackson.

124
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You could be
one of us someday.

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This way, this way, this way.

126
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Hey, fellas, I'd like you all
to meet Rudy here.

127
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He just came in
this morning.

128
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You already
met Freddie, right?

129
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I ain't never seen the mug before
in my life.

130
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Ah, well...

131
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That's Weeze, Victor,
and the big fella's Bo.

132
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What do you say, fellas?

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I murder that I most adore
Laughing

134
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I am indeed of those condemned
Forever without repose to laugh

135
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But who can smile no more

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Victor, he gets a little morbid
from time to time. He's a poet.

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[CHUCKLES]

138
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Sit down.

139
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Oh, thanks.

140
00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:16,438
[LAUGHING]

141
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Bo's a practical joker.

142
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Oh?

143
00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:36,559
Well, uh...

144
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I like practical jokers.

145
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Wanna play some five-card stud?

146
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Sure.

147
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Uh, you deal, and I'll be right back.

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00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:03,950
I bet you really
enjoyed that.

149
00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:07,475
I don't believe I know you.

150
00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:12,278
Skyler is the name.
Rudy Skyler.

151
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Oh.

152
00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:16,752
Do you know why I'm here?

153
00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:18,712
Well, I can just imagine.

154
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Sex maniac.
How fascinating.

155
00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:25,278
Don't let me catch you
in any dark corners.

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SWITEK:
Skyler.

157
00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:33,552
Get back over
to your own side.

158
00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:36,035
Oh, I love it
when you get so angry.

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00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:42,000
I'm starting to feel like
a lousy pin cushion.

161
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I warned you about Switek.

162
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Even when he's following
standard medical procedure, he can get back at you.

163
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You mean every time
a patient causes a little bit of trouble,

164
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the standard operating procedure
is to shoot them up?

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HUTCH:
What else can they do?

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Every medical facility
in this state

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is chronically understaffed.

168
00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:03,475
What was that?

169
00:12:03,680 --> 00:12:06,353
Oh, it's gotta be 11.
They turn the lights out then.

170
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,755
Oh, terrific.
Look, I just talked to Jane.

171
00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:10,109
If she's right,

172
00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:12,038
Switek is more than
just a lousy male nurse.

173
00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:13,559
You think he's involved
in the killings?

174
00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:14,875
Well, he's involved
in something.

175
00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:16,593
Just what it is,
she doesn't know.

176
00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:18,836
I'm gonna have Dobey
do a complete rundown.

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00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:20,189
Hey.
Yeah?

178
00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:22,311
I got a feeling this is gonna be
a long weekend.

179
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Don't go too far.
I'll be here.

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181
00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:33,793
[CHUCKLING]

182
00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:45,153
Goodnight, Starsky.

183
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:48,156
So long, Hutch.

184
00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:50,312
[GIGGLES]

185
00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:58,116
HUTCH:
How are you getting on with your new friends?

186
00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,629
OK. They're starting
to open up.

187
00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:02,717
I'm learning some pretty juicy
gossip about you guys.

188
00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:04,319
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.

189
00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:06,954
So far, nothing about
any murders, though.

190
00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:10,072
Hey.
What?

191
00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:12,236
There.

192
00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:14,595
Psst.

193
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,076
Oh, yeah.
Huh?

194
00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:29,116
Hiya, Freddie.
I told you, no names, Mac.

195
00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:36,718
You see a couple of mugs
in a robin's-egg-blue T-bird?

196
00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:40,396
Not recently.

197
00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:42,556
Racketeers.
Oh.

198
00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:45,876
Been tailing me
all afternoon.

199
00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:50,071
I'll see you, Freddie.
I told you, no names!

200
00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:52,236
Mum's the word.

201
00:13:58,160 --> 00:13:59,513
[KNOCKING AT DOOR]

202
00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:01,676
Come in.

203
00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:05,910
Doctor, I have the files here
that you requested from Miss Bycroft.

204
00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:07,269
Oh, thank you.

205
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,038
Oh, Hansen.
Yes, sir?

206
00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:12,118
Come here a moment.
I want to show you something.

207
00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:17,388
Do you notice anything different
about any of these fellows?

208
00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:22,514
Uh, no. No, they look
pretty much the same to me.

209
00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:24,153
Course they do.

210
00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:27,079
Just yesterday,
one of them was quite different.

211
00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:29,236
Oh, really? Which one?

212
00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:31,908
This one over here.
The little one there on the wheel.

213
00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:33,553
Uh-huh.

214
00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:36,514
Has some sort of
organic disorder.

215
00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:37,914
Up until yesterday,
you couldn't put him

216
00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:40,680
with the rest of the mice,
or he'd kill them.

217
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,074
Oh, yes. We, um...

218
00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:43,759
We studied that syndrome
at med school.

219
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:45,632
It's called
the Van Kleef experiments.

220
00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:47,910
Van Kleef
was a very gifted man...

221
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,519
for his time.

222
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:54,117
Well, Doctor,
what caused the change?

223
00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:56,356
It's a new drug I've developed.

224
00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:59,233
Oh, really?
Here, let me show you.

225
00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:02,596
It's a belladonna derivative.

226
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:04,711
Except it's long-term
and works in conjunction

227
00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:06,353
with the adrenal gland.

228
00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:09,233
Oh, I see.
So, the more violent

229
00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:13,353
the mouse becomes,
the more effect the drug has.

230
00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:14,834
Precisely.
Right.

231
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:17,235
It completely incapacitates
the subject.

232
00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:20,034
A sort of built-in
behaviour control.

233
00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:23,073
Have you, uh...

234
00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:26,750
tested any of, uh, the inmates yet?

235
00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:29,199
Well...

236
00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:31,232
I must admit, I've been tempted,

237
00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:33,715
with some of our more severe
discipline problems.

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00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:35,148
[CHUCKLES]

239
00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:37,317
But, of course,
it would be totally illegal.

240
00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:39,910
Oh, right.

241
00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:43,480


242
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,477
And here we are at mid-stretch,

243
00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:52,831
with Bo's Folly
and Electroshock and Dr Jekyll

244
00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:55,918
and Miss Bycroft's Bug
and the Cabrillo Kid.

245
00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:57,155
[PATIENTS CHEERING]

246
00:15:57,360 --> 00:16:00,272
There is excitement in the air!
Plenty of excitement as these bugs...

247
00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:02,550
[PHONE RINGS]

248
00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:06,829
Third-floor station, Bycroft.

249
00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:08,996
Yeah, this is she.

250
00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:12,796
I'll be right there.

251
00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:17,316


252
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:37,953
[DOOR BANGS]

253
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,152
[CHEERING]

254
00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:13,109
[YELLING INDISTINCTLY]

255
00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:22,711
[DIALLING PHONE]

256
00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:29,674
Yeah, this is Switek.

257
00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:32,110
Look, I don't have enough
on hand right now.

258
00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:35,596
No, you don't have
to go elsewhere. I'll get the rest.

259
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:38,234
Look, you let me
worry about how!

260
00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:48,713
[DOOR CLOSES]

261
00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:07,950
[CHATTERING]

262
00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:09,593
What is the meaning of this?

263
00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:12,268
You see, the first one
to cross the finish line

264
00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:13,799
wins a case of beer.

265
00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:17,955
Skyler calls it the first annual
Cabrillo Cockroach Derby.

266
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:20,913
And you, Howard, you should be
ashamed of yourself!

267
00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:24,237
[STUTTERING]
But Rudy said I could keep the time.

268
00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:26,874
Howard, you're doing terrific.
You just keep it up right up.

269
00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:28,354
Mr Skyler!

270
00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:30,676
Not now, sweetheart.
A lot of beer riding on this.

271
00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:32,393
Now they're moving
to the finish!

272
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,636
And it's Dr Jekyll,
Electroshock in...

273
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,077
[PATIENTS GASPING]

274
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:40,556
Killed him.

275
00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:45,153
She killed the Cabrillo Kid.

276
00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:12,792
You murdered the Cabrillo Kid.

277
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:15,313

278
00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:21,438
It's Electroshock!
Hey, Skyler, I'm a winner!

279
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:24,914
Terrific.

280
00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:32,594
[KNOCKS AT DOOR]

281
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:35,196
Come in.

282
00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:38,276
Evening, Doctor.

283
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:45,434
Have you got
my medicine for me?

284
00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,677
Well?

285
00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:02,438
I'm afraid this just won't
be enough, Doctor.

286
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:07,551
Now, we had an agreement.
Agreements change.

287
00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:09,713
Why don't we just double the amount.

288
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:13,594
I'm afraid that's out of the question.

289
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:19,433
You know, Doc,

290
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:23,952
if these files got out
on your latest research...

291
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:27,110
you could be put away
for a very long time.

292
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:32,876
I'm afraid you have me
in a rather awkward position.

293
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:38,274
Yeah, I guess I do.

294
00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:44,478
Uh, Switek...

295
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,873
Before you leave, I want you
to go in and check on Skyler.

296
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:49,799
What for? He's all right.

297
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,911
Now, that's an order.

298
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,433
How is he?

299
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,756
He's out like a light.

300
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:19,476
Well?

301
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:21,557
Oh, that cockroach race
really had them

302
00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:23,352
from all over
the building, huh?

303
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:24,959
Yeah, I just I hope
your little diversion works.

304
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:26,673
What did you get?

305
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:30,589
Well, our friend Mr Switek
seems to be in the drug business.

306
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:33,633
In fact, he's been ripping off
vials of these.

307
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:35,512
Lithium carbonate.
Yeah.

308
00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:38,473
You get plenty on the street for this.
Yeah.

309
00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:41,194
I'm not sure how it ties in
with anything.

310
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:42,389
Look, my shift is about up.

311
00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:45,558
Now, I'm gonna go see
if Dobey's been able to come up with anything on Switek yet.

312
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:47,716
We'll pick this up in the morning.
OK.

313
00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:53,311
You know, you wouldn't make
a half-bad cop.

314
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:56,996
Aw, thanks.

315
00:21:57,200 --> 00:22:00,636
But you let me know
before you try and pin any badges on, OK?

316
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:03,758
[CHUCKLES]

317
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:07,716


318
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:20,913
[THUDS]

319
00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:26,872


320
00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:40,314
We thought you
were the enemy.

321
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:43,239
Did you find out
anything about Switek?

322
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:44,998
Well, he's got a record, all right.
Yeah?

323
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:46,269
Back in New York.

324
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,072
Three priors for dealing
and trafficking.

325
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:49,872
But he got off
on all three of them,

326
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:53,516
so it didn't show up
on his records out here when he applied for a job.

327
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:55,312
Guy like that working
in a hospital?

328
00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:57,590
Was working in a hospital.
He took a hike.

329
00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:59,552
Where did he go?
Well, he didn't show up

330
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:01,318
at his apartment last night.
The place is vacated.

331
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:04,432
Clothes, furniture, everything.
He didn't come to work this morning.

332
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:07,030
Dobey put out an APB on him.

333
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:08,912
I don't know, Starsk,
there's something

334
00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:11,270
a lot bigger here than just Switek.

335
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:12,833
Sure sounds that way.

336
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:16,555
Well, I better be going. They're gonna
miss me in my encounter group.

337
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:18,028
Yeah, I gotta run too.

338
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:19,514
Oh.

339
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:21,551
Couple of detective books
for you.

340
00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:29,035
The Big Sleep and The Long Goodbye.

341
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:32,196
I'll raise you five.

342
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:33,515
You gonna come
clean, Weesel,

343
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:34,948
or you gotta
be laundered?

344
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:36,115
Huh?

345
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:38,515
Unless you got strange taste
in underwear,

346
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:40,711
I'd say that's royalty
up your sleeve.

347
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,148
[WEEZE CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

348
00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:43,475
Hey, fellas...

349
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:48,909
Hey...

350
00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:50,758
Hey, I wasn't gonna use it.

351
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:54,438
Yeah? It don't never
snow in Buffalo.

352
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:58,793
Last time I saw that
in a game I was in,

353
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,195
Carmen "The Nose" Pirelli...

354
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:06,399
found him doing
the cast-iron crawl off the Lido pier.

355
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,831

356
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:24,512
You know,
there's something about you, Mac.

357
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:28,429
My nose tells me,
"Freddie, 5 will get you 10 he's a peeper."

358
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:30,995
A what?
A gumshoe, a shamus.

359
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:33,555
Private eye.
Oh.

360
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:37,796
You know how I can tell?

361
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,309
How?
'Cause I'm one myself.

362
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:41,748
Oh?

363
00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:46,510
As a matter of fact,
I'm in here on a case right now.

364
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:49,516
No kidding?

365
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,236
How long you been on it?

366
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:55,635
Three years.

367
00:24:58,440 --> 00:24:59,429
Say...

368
00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:02,553
I was figuring...

369
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:06,513
as long as we're
in the same biz,

370
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:08,756
maybe we could
form a partnership.

371
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:14,953
Say...

372
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:16,832
that's jake with me.

373
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:23,632
You know...

374
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:27,594
the mug I'm interested in
is this Switek.

375
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:30,631
Switek.
Yeah.

376
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:32,034
Ah, you're good.

377
00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:35,555
You're very good.

378
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:38,638
You know, he's more than
just the goon you think he is.

379
00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:40,034
Yeah?

380
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:42,071
Mr Switek...

381
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:43,872
is a squeezer.

382
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:46,152
A squeezer.

383
00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:48,920
Oh. You mean blackmail.

384
00:25:49,120 --> 00:25:51,475
You better believe it,
sweetheart.

385
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:54,238
But, uh...

386
00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:55,668
who's he got the goods on?

387
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:58,792
I don't know. But it's gotta be
somebody important.

388
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,194
Yeah.
Yeah.

389
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:03,870
Someone who could pay him off
in drugs and not get caught.

390
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:05,308
Oh, let me tell you,

391
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:09,308
there's a lot of suspicious stuff
going on with this Switek.

392
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:11,670
What else?
Well...

393
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:14,792
aside from being shady
to begin with,

394
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,753
I ain't seen him around
all day today.

395
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:21,950
So? Maybe it's his day off.

396
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:29,353
If it's his day off, what's his car
doing outside in the lot?

397
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:33,713
It is?
Blue Chrysler.

398
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:35,990
Been out there all day.

399
00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:39,316
Blue Chrysler.

400
00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:46,478
I don't know what happened.
He's just unbelievable.

401
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:48,278


402
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,399
[SCREAMS]

403
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:57,030
Switek came in here last night
to check on Skyler.

404
00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:58,468
It must have happened then.

405
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:01,240
I never thought
Skyler capable of anything like this.

406
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:04,872
Well, I'm gonna have to have
a private session with him tomorrow.

407
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:22,919
How do you feel?
Like an inmate in a state hospital.

408
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:31,598
Look, I'm getting off duty
in about half an hour.

409
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:33,995
I'm gonna call Dobey, and I'm gonna
pull the plug on this whole case.

410
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:35,155
No, not yet.

411
00:27:35,360 --> 00:27:37,669
Starsky, Matwick is taking you in
for therapy tomorrow.

412
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:39,313
What time tomorrow?
Midnight.

413
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:41,476
Well, then we have till then
before we call Dobey in.

414
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:43,716
Listen, the word I got on Switek
is that he was blackmailing someone.

415
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:45,239
That's probably
where he got all the drugs.

416
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:46,668
Do you have any idea who?

417
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:48,677
No, I don't. But whoever it was
is probably doing something

418
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:50,836
a lot worse than stealing drugs.

419
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:53,031
Switek must have had something
on them, some evidence.

420
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:55,071
And whoever's got that
is gone by now.

421
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:56,952
You sure?

422
00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,192
Jane.

423
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:03,397
The night that she...

424
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:05,870
saw Switek with the drugs
in Bycroft's office,

425
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:07,513
she also saw some papers there.

426
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:09,756
You think you can get them?

427
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:11,919
Oh, come on.

428
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:14,471
Not until tomorrow afternoon.

429
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:16,950
Well, they'd suspect me
if I hung around after duty.

430
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:20,072
Then it'll have to be Jane.
I don't like it.

431
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:21,679
It's dangerous for her,
it's dangerous for you.

432
00:28:22,360 --> 00:28:25,193
And if whoever it is gets
those papers before we do,

433
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:27,072
we're gonna leave all these people
alone in this place,

434
00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:29,510
and I know a little bit
of what that feels like now.

435
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:33,474
Look, it took us all this time
to get this investigation started.

436
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:35,318
Do you think if we pull out now

437
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:37,590
we're ever gonna get approval
for another one?

438
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:40,835
What am I gonna
do with you?

439
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:47,835
I'll get a hold of Jane.
And you be careful.

440
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:53,436


441
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:19,033
[PHONE RINGS]

442
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:20,833
Third-floor station, Jackson.

443
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:22,354
Jackson, we need you in Receiving.

444
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:24,039
Yes, but I'm the only one
on duty here.

445
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:27,789
I'm telling you, it's an emergency.
We need you in Receiving now!

446
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,036
OK, I'll be right there.

447
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:10,834
[DOOR CLOSES]

448
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:37,916


449
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:10,076
[PANTING]

450
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:13,869
[GASPS]

451
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:20,550
Well, how's Jane?
Is she gonna be all right?

452
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:23,069
I don't know.
She's still in a coma.

453
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:25,999
Some kind of
barbiturate poisoning.

454
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:28,509
Damn it, Starsk, if I ever find out
who's behind this thing...

455
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,756
I think Jane already did.
Are we clear?

456
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:32,075
Who the hell knows?

457
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:34,953
Pull over, will you?
I got an itch on my right leg.

458
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:39,754
Where is it?
On the inside.

459
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:42,434
Oh, what's this?

460
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:45,313
Jane dropped those off
in Freddie's room last night.

461
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:47,750
He brought them to me
this morning.

462
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:50,235
Dr Matwick was indicted
in New York 12 years ago

463
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:52,396
for negligent homicide.

464
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:56,953
Hmm.

465
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:03,034
It seems that he was using
mental patients as guinea pigs

466
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:06,357
in his behavioural-control
experiments. Two of them died.

467
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:08,596
And he got off?
It's a federal programme,

468
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:09,755
so it got hushed up.

469
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:11,359
Psychochemical experiments, huh?

470
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:12,715
Mm-hm.

471
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:15,554
He's probably using that atropine
compound he was telling me about.

472
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:20,556
The symptoms would
still be the same.

473
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:23,718
You know, those two suicides
might have just been a cover-up.

474
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:26,354
Yeah. I mean,
who'd bother to do an autopsy

475
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:27,834
on a hanging around here?

476
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:30,873
Not to mention a couple
of illegal psychosurgeries to boot.

477
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:33,993
Scares you to think
how many minds this man has worked over.

478
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:39,710
We need more, Starsk,
a lot more.

479
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:41,512
We still don't know
what happened to Switek.

480
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:43,756
If we don't get any more
backup information,

481
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:45,678
these files aren't gonna
hold up in court.

482
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:48,348
Well, looks like we're
just gonna have to get into Matwick's files.

483
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:51,518
Well, it's gotta be soon.
He's got you on his operating schedule for tonight.

484
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:53,597
Swell. I can hardly wait.

485
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:55,074
MATWICK:
Now, Charles, what makes you

486
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:56,838
so certain that those two
are policemen?

487
00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:58,996
Certain?

488
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:02,910
I got five years
from those lousy pigs.

489
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:06,873
I mean, you might say...

490
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:09,152
they're heavy on my mind.

491
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,556
Why is it they haven't
recognised you?

492
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,468
Well, when they busted me,

493
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:18,319
I had this really trashy
long hair and a beard.

494
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:20,634
Looked like a freaking prophet.

495
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:22,478
I see.

496
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:25,954
And besides which, I've been staying
kind of out of view lately, you dig?

497
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:31,633
Thank you for your concern,
Charles. That'll be all.

498
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:35,438
Hell it will.

499
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:38,108
Hey, I seen too much
around here, Doc, baby.

500
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:42,155
Now, you give me satisfaction.

501
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:44,557
Yes?

502
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:46,756
So be it.

503
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:50,360
You go to your room, Charles,
until I call for you.

504
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:58,876


505
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:47,918
[DOOR OPENS]

506
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:05,478
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

507
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:56,479
Well...

508
00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:59,990
Rudolph, here you are.
How did you get in?

509
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:04,350
I flew in,
just like Peter Pan.

510
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:07,632
Not quite convincing,
Mr Starsky.

511
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:13,035
[SIGHS]

512
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:19,112
Well, my mother
told me I'd never make it in the theatre.

513
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:22,674
Get down.
Come on, get down!

514
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:34,394
Onto the operating table.

515
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:36,955
Come on, do as I say!

516
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:44,953
Easy.

517
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:47,435
I'd hate to have
to use this.

518
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:53,078
Yeah, you usually prefer
a syringe for your dirty work.

519
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:56,552
My conscience is quite clear,
Mr Starsky.

520
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:59,069
The work I've been doing here
is of utmost importance.

521
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:01,919
A few lives is a rather
small price to pay.

522
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:07,716
Tell that to the dead men.

523
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:10,434
Criminal psychotics,
all of them.

524
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:13,154
They were quite invaluable
to my research.

525
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:16,955
But their lives were the only
contribution to this world.

526
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:19,958
And what about that girl in the coma?

527
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:22,628
What about Jane Hutton?
She part of your research too?

528
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:26,515
No. She was a reporter, I discovered.

529
00:37:26,720 --> 00:37:28,950
She would have caused
all sorts of trouble.

530
00:37:31,240 --> 00:37:32,593
Get down.

531
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:34,678
Come on, get down.
Get down.

532
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:41,556


533
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:45,270
On your stomach.

534
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:48,838
How humiliating.

535
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:58,111
All right, hands back here.
Come on. Behind you.

536
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:01,630
I'll be sending Miss Bycroft in here
with some medicine for you.

537
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:09,108
Hansen.

538
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,149
Doctor.

539
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:17,952
Working rather late tonight,
aren't you?

540
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:19,434
Well, I was, uh...

541
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:21,835
I was just finishing up
some reports.

542
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:24,998
That's all right, Hansen.
You may sign out now.

543
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:26,909
Oh, uh...

544
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:29,395
Thank you.

545
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:41,076


546
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:53,677
Uh... Would you, uh...?
No. No, thank you.

547
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:56,915
Save it for tomorrow.
Goodnight, Doctor.

548
00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:59,395
Goodnight.

549
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:19,789
Goodnight, Doctor.

550
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:15,596
[GROANING]

551
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:53,668
Hutch! I'm in here!

552
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:58,188
Hutch!

553
00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:03,073
Hutch!

554
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:34,755
It's gone too far.

555
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:37,352
Too far.

556
00:41:45,240 --> 00:41:46,559
You're beautiful.

557
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:48,716


558
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:14,188
[STARSKY YELLS]

559
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,960
Back off! Back, you creep!

560
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:31,315
Hutch, you OK? Huh?

561
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:36,190
Come on. Are you OK?
I...

562
00:42:37,240 --> 00:42:40,596
can't make it.
Yes, you can. Hold on. Come on.

563
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:42,870
Come on.

564
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:44,433
[GRUNTING]

565
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:52,115
Hold on.

566
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:03,637
Come on, huh?

567
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:07,153
Hutch? Huh? Come on.

568
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:10,556
Matwick.
It's OK.

569
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:12,557
Matwick.

570
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:14,588
[MUMBLES]

571
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:16,518
OK. OK.

572
00:43:16,720 --> 00:43:19,439
OK. First, I gotta
take care of this guy.

573
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:23,237
Huh? Come on. Come on.

574
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:27,076


575
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:29,834
Matwick!

576
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:31,868
[GUN FIRES]

577
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:48,153
Matwick!

578
00:43:58,080 --> 00:43:59,832


579
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:16,352
Right there.

580
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:21,477
You OK?

581
00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:23,557
I didn't think...

582
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:26,035
you could handle it
all by yourself.

583
00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:27,593
Oh, boy.

584
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:40,717
GROUP:
 Happy birthday to you 

585
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:45,277
 Happy birthday to you 

586
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:50,793
 Happy birthday, somebody 

587
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:56,074
 Happy birthday to you 

588
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:58,754
[CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]

589
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:01,076
I never thought
we'd see you guys again.

590
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:03,191
I knew the mugs would come back.

591
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:06,551
All right, whose birthday is it? Hmm?

592
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:09,752
Come on!
We know it's one of you.

593
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:12,349
Little birdie
told us. Huh?

594
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:14,994
It is somebody's birthday,
isn't it?

595
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:18,797
Oh, come on, now.

596
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:21,275
You mean to say that we went out

597
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:25,439
and we bought a triple-decker
devil's food cake,

598
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:28,234
a case of soda

599
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:33,468
and three dozen woofers and tweeters,
and no one's having a birthday?

600
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:35,638
[STAMMERS]

601
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:39,879
I just remembered,
it's my birthday!

602
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:41,792
[CHEERING]

603
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,672
Oh, good!

604
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,510
That would make
the third birthday you had this year.

605
00:45:46,720 --> 00:45:48,119
Sit down, dummy.
Oh, shut up.

606
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:49,719
Um...

607
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:51,399
This is terrible.
It's awful.

608
00:45:51,720 --> 00:45:54,996
Wait a second. I got it.

609
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:56,599
I got it.

610
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:59,758
You know whose birthday
it is today? It's the Babe Ruth's.

611
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,958
JANE: Of course!
It's Babe Ruth! He's gonna be 146!

612
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:05,156
[CHEERING]

613
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:09,390
TOGETHER:
 Happy birthday to you 

614
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:13,036
 Happy birthday to you 

615
00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:18,030
 Happy birthday, dear Babe 

616
00:46:18,240 --> 00:46:22,392
 Happy birthday to you 

617
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:23,953
Light the candles, Bo!

618
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:26,116


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